Not enough time in the day to take your best friend for a rigorous constitutional? Stresses of ultra-modern life weighing you down? Overweight and lazy? Then look no further than the latest in Assistolumundus™ technology!
From the brains behind the Terry Toilsworth Tarry-no-more and the Automatronic Runcible Spoon comes the finest in modern lifestyle-augmentation design! A brand new approach to canine walking, the CPA ensures that old Rover gets the exercise he needs. With the newest Assistolumundus apparatus you'll find more hours in the day for your scholarly pursuits! The finest machining guarantees longevity of service and minimal parts-replacment, as you can see in the following demonstratory motion image reel:
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