Goddammit, everything about MySQL sucks serious sackage. Have you ever googled for a MySQL issue and clicked a link for anything related to mysql.com? The whole site is designed to be incredibly painful and user-hostile.
DO YOU BASTARDS FUCKING TEST ANYTHING??
Seriously, just because things exist (forums, docs etc) doesn't mean they need to be changed.
Holy fucking shit MySQL, look at what SQLite did! An easy to read flowchart! Clear documentation! Who'da thunk it.
I fucking hate MySQL.